I’m really in the mood to watch some random horror this evening. Not sure why. I’ve been feeling kind of wonky for days so maybe I want to shock my system a little.
It’s getting colder so Max is snuggled up even tighter tonight. I’m not sure he’ll be paying much attention to the movie.
I know nothing about this flick. Let’s begin!
Darkened Living Room and Cat Theater 
And we start with a couple going to bed in a B&B and hearing weird noises.
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What’s with all the video camera footage? I thought this was a supernatural thriller, not a peeping tom thriller.
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What happened to the couple before the credits? Are we going to see them again? Oh, wait…the woman showing the place. I think that’s half of the couple.
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Another couple. A more interesting one. They’re taking over the B&B. I like the banter. Good writing.
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Someone in the walls?
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Always fun finding a door in a new (old) house that no one told you about.
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And suddenly….old woman in rocking chair!
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Why is focusing on her feet important? Maybe it’s not her feet. The floor? Hmm.
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What is that weird wooshing sound? Is that the soundtrack? Sounds like a ghost snoring.
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First possible supernatural sighting! Or it could just be the wind.
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Weird young adults just chillin’ in the woods, smoking. And yet they look amazingly sinister.
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huh. A hand really shouldn’t be there.
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Something spooky behind the door that only the dog hears. Gotta love those tropes.
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Yeah, that sure is some strong wind.
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Pearls. Of course, not knotted. I think. I suppose if they weren’t, all of them would fall off instead of just a few.
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Wait…those are not pearls….teeth?
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So this is basically a story about a woman exploring an old, creepy house. Which I like.
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And…ghost.
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This is feeling very Stephen King all of a sudden.
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Ooh! Secret monitor room! Don’t be a perv, dude. Turn it off.
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There are too many different elements here. You have a spooky house, you have an absent-minded old woman, you have a gang of preppy thugs hanging around outside, and then there’s the ghost. And now the cameras everywhere. Pick a story!
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This movie is just a mess. Not bad, necessarily. Just…too much.
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Spitting into an ear? I don’t get that at all.
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It’s been days. He couldn’t smell the dead bodies?
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I’m just waiting on an explanation of the children.
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Is there a point to this torture?
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I mean actual torture. Not the movie as a whole.
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Oh, please. He could have overpowered her easily. tsk.
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Umm…I didn’t quite get that. That was, uh…yeah. Not recommended. It’s like someone had a bet that they could put all these different elements into a single movie. They did it. But it didn’t work.
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