I’m not sure this is my kind of movie. But a friend asked me to watch it to get my opinion. And I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to film. Plus I like Elle Fanning. So…why not?
I’m not sure this is my kind of movie. But a friend asked me to watch it to get my opinion. And I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to film. Plus I like Elle Fanning. So…why not?
You know, when i said The Evil Ted, I was joking.
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What, is she a precog?
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And yeah, she is, I guess. And I’m feeling really icky right now. At least they’re not showing anything.
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This is a very pretty movie in desperate need of a writer.
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This movie is trying so hard to be artistic I want to give it a pat on the head.
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Wow. Yeah, I’d give Jena Malone an Oscar for that scene.
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And the bitch transformation is complete.
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Knife party!
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Called it!
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Paging Elizabeth Bathory…
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It’s like somebody said, “Hey! Let’s do a movie about killer model vampires!” And they got it sold and then some producer said, “No vampires.” “But…that’s the whole point of–” “No vampires!”
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Why is the movie still going? Not that I’m complaining about a naked Jena Ma…hello! Man, they had to light this scene perfectly, didn’t they?
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Guilt? Really? Huh.
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…oh. wow.
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Oh go ahead. You know you want to eat it.
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“For Liv.” Who the hell is Liv? Was she eaten so this film could be made?
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So…final verdict: this movie needs vampires.
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